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[in the style of Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by Cage The Elephant]

I was sitting in my room

When I got the sudden urge

To find some glory for me

I loaded up steam

And in March of War drew me

Now I’m sittin all alone

On the field, leading my company

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Didn't have to pay no price,

This awesome game is free

Choose a faction and take it all the way

Rising through the ranks, don’t care about no ping

“How can I do this to myself” I asked my FL

He looked at me, and this is what he said

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Oh there aint no rest for the wicked

BP don’t grow on trees

I got fools to kill

I got troops to lead

Aint nothing in this world’ll stop me

No I can’t chill out

I can’t hold back

When I see foes approaching me

No there aint no rest for the Wiked

Until the mercs ban you for good

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Not even 15 minutes later

I’m still grinding in my farm

When I see a noob is talking smack

He doesn’t spell worth a shit

And claims I’m not legit

I just laugh as he challenges me to fight

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He said bring it on you bitch

I'm gonna stomp you till you twitch

Use any alt you got and meet me in the q

He surred real fast since he was just a trolling ass

and gave me lots of gold and XP

he didn’t say GG but I had moved on

since

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Oh there aint no rest for the wicked

BP don’t grow on trees

I got fools to kill

I got troops to lead

Aint nothing in this world’ll stop me

No I can’t chill out

I can’t hold back

When I see foes approaching me

No there aint no rest for the Wiked

Until the mercs ban you for good

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Well now a couple hours passed

I’m still sitting on my ass

The day was winding down and coming to an end

So I went to Sao Paulo

and got into the q

And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend

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Text flashed up “found opponent,

 game starting, you go first”

I saw a map with lots of nodes and rolling hills

I know I gotta play clean

for the other guy invented pvp

oh yes I was dueling a magic mewt

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Oh there aint no rest for the wicked

BP don’t grow on trees

I got fools to kill

I got troops to lead

Aint nothing in this world’ll stop me

No I can’t chill out

I can’t hold back

When I see foes approaching me

No there aint no rest for the Wiked

Until the mercs ban you for good

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